Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Friday, October 19, 2007

TGIF: At last the work week is over!

It's been a challenging week at work to say the least. I've been catching up on everything I let slide when I was out sick last week, the boss chewed on my arce on more than one occasion, and I looked like a total moron in my fair share of meetings... I need this weekend, I need it bad.

Tomorrow I'll crack open my latest home brew attempt and give it a try. I'll have a few willing test subjects over the house who will be all too happy to sample my creation. I'll let you all know how it turned out. That's all I have, and it's off to work for me... I hope you all have a great weekend!

In the mean time, as you finish your last day of work for the week, keep this video in mind. And be sure to tip the swear jar a lot today at work!



I really need a new F-ing job!


Friday, October 12, 2007

It's Friday! Have a beer and a few laughs!

I've been out of work all week, because I'm sick. I won't go into the details, but I will say it was nasty and required prescription drugs, in the form of eye drops no less. Use your imagination.

At any rate, it was back to work for me today, and I have to work this weekend too. Life sucks, but that's life... I should put that on a t-shirt or a bumper sticker or something...

After being out all week, there was plenty of drama at the office to deal with. So much drama that I figured I'd feature this oldie but goody. It's a funny yet dramatic commercial, perfect for this Friday's humorous video, chock full of extra drama and apparently pointless human conflict that ended with someone drinking a beer. Sounds like a typical Friday to me! If you haven't seen it yet, I must ask what rock you've been hiding under, if you have I hope it still manages to put a smile on your face.



Here's to the end of the work week, well the end for everybody but me, I gotta work! And here's to the end of the work week drama! Have a beer and have a laugh! Monday is a few days away, savor your time off... Did I mention I at least get Monday off? Yeah me!

And while we're at it, here's another oldie but goody from The Onion!

Teens Get Drunk On Award-Winning Microbrew
Subtle Interplay Of All-Wheat Malt, Varietal Hops Goes Tragically Unappreciated
October 16, 1996

EAST BRUNSWICK, NJ—The subtle interplay of the three varietal hops in MacTadcaster's Nut Brown Stout went tragically unappreciated Saturday when a group of high-school students got sh!+faced on a case of the award-winning microbrew.

According to reports, Jared Rosenthal, Andrew Gobbola and Tracey Sheehan, 17-year-old seniors at East Brunswick High, obtained the beer from Rosenthal's refrigerator while his parents—bona-fide beer-lovers capable of fully relishing the subtle, hand-crafted taste of a MacTadcaster's—were away for the weekend.

Though none of the teens were able to comment on the Nut Brown Stout's chocolatey aroma or its surprisingly smoky almond finish, Rosenthal did say that it had "f@ked him up majorly" and that he was "seriously payin' the price." READ MORE HERE!


Sunday, October 7, 2007

Home Brewers in Iran and Iraq?

I recently added a "Live Traffic Feed" from Feedjit to the bottom right hand side of this blog to track what site visitors of going to what pages from what countries. It's a pretty interesting little tool that even provides a Google map that locates where your most recent site visitors
are located. You can see the map here.


There's many interesting locations listed, with a high concentration in the USA, some in Europe, Australia, Asia and even the Middle East. I found it particularly interesting that I got at least 1 hit from in or around Baghdad, Iraq and 2 hits from 2 locations within Iran!

At fist I thought the cause may have been some key word search that led to this post:

But that was not the case, according to Feedjit, the site visitor from Iraq went here instead:
Could it be that some poor beer deprived troop or contractor in Baghdad is secretly learning to brew his or her own beer? Learning from my mistakes? And what's up in Iran?

You can't drink beer in Iran, at least not beer with alcohol in it. A little slice of irony Mr Behi, and Iranian blogger, has not failed to notice. Although his statement that beer was born in Iran contradicts my post that Iraq was the birthplace of beer. Then again Iraq and Iran are right next to each other, and I suppose today's borders didn't mean anything back then, so who knows, right?

So if you can only drink non-alcoholic beer in Iran, could it be that some revolutionaries in Iran are visiting my site to learn how to secretly make their own beer and provide it to the oppressed masses? These are the pages they came to see:

I suppose there are no home brewers or beer drinkers in Iran either, ehhh Mr. Ahmadinejad?

At any rate, all beer lovers are welcome here... I hope one day you can all raise a glass of real beer and toast freedom... Until then, keep on brewing and don't let your Government catch you!


Friday, October 5, 2007

Beer Haiku, Sexy bottle opener & Columbus

It's Friday, the end of a hellacious week of work, time to crack open a brew and have a few laughs. While you're waiting to go out for a beer with your friends, check out Beer Haiku Daily, "A simple poem each day to celebrate one of life’s simple pleasures."

Or check out this video and have a beer!



Now where did I put that bottle opener? Ahh yes, it's in my pants!

Take note, I bottle recent batch of English Pale Ale this Monday on Columbus Day. Speaking of Columbus, did you know...

European beer first arrived in America with Christopher Columbus' ships. On his last voyage to America in 1502, Columbus found the natives of Central America making a first-rate brew "of maize, resembling English beer".



Sounds like a very fitting day to bottle my beer, no?

Also, I'll finally get to blogging about my semi-recent brewery tour extravaganza in Boston later next week! Stay tuned and have a great weekend!


Saturday, September 29, 2007

"For beer drinkers with a weight problem"

I was checking out some of my favorite beer blogs this morning and saw this headline on Stonch's Beer Blog. "For beer drinkers with a weight problem"

With my current push to keep enjoying beer while losing my extra weight, I immediately took interest in this post, but it wasn't exactly what I expected.

Stonch tells us about the parents of a friend who found some interesting items in their new home, left behind by the previous owner, including a stack of "pork sword" movies and a bag of "old beer mats" or bar coasters as one in the states might call them.

"...moving images of the previous owner wielding his pork sword in the direction of his lady wife..."

Now that's comedy... HA! But on a more relevant topic, one of the "beer mats" they found was for an old British beer called Low 'C' Pale Ale... An early low carb beer from Marston's... You gotta love that slogan!

I guess Michelob Ultra is not only a terrible tasting beverage, but also an unoriginal one at that! The lesson here is, what's new is old and what's old is new... And don't leave behind your home made dirty movies when you sell your house... And that's one to grow on...

Cheers!


Thursday, September 27, 2007

The Beer Diet (video)

OK, well I started blogging about my recent attempt at home brewing, but got side tracked. More to come on that tomorrow. In the mean time, check out this tongue-in-cheek video on the "beer diet"... Careful, this maybe a little NSFW...


Miracle Beer Diet - Watch the top videos of the week here


Sunday, September 23, 2007

Speaking of Oktoberfest, did you see Beerfest?


Have you seen Beerfest? If you enjoy cheap laughs, home brewing, breweries, beer drinking party games, and all kinds of tomfoolery, than this is the movie for you! It's from the same gang of goofballs that brought us Super Troopers. And it's chock full of humorous beer related sound bytes like this little gem... "It's magical!"

IMDB has some great photos... There's even a pretty good soundtrack...

If you're not afraid to laugh at a keg full of sophomoric beer humor, than it's well worth the rental fees for anyone who loves beer and laughter. Or better yet, why not buy your own copy?

It touches on the cultural phenomenon that is Oktoberfest and skips over to a fictional version of the world famous German festival that involves an international competition revolving around high stakes beer drinking party games. The main characters own their own microbrewery and brew pub and represent the USA in the Olympics of beer swilling. What could be better than that?

Check it out this week over a tasty pint of your favorite Oktoberfest brew...

Dial up the Beerfest web page for more info!


Friday, September 21, 2007

Happy Friday: Now Laugh and Have a Beer!


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